We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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