Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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