I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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