so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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