At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Randomize