she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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