Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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