You work out of a Hotel?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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