I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
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Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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