Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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