What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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