I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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