You don't have asthma, your pregnant
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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