party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
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