I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
no you cant smoke seaweed
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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