fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
