I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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