I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I miss vodka workout Fridays
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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