But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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