? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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