I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
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