fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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