god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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