i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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