Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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