So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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