I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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