small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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