well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
