the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Bring me that man meat
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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