Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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