On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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