That reminds me...we need to get swords
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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