So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
