Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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