so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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