I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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