one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
They are going to name an STD after you.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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