You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I have peed in a lot of sinks
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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