What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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