so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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