like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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