sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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