did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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