I wanna bring you to show and tell
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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