it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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