operation have a gay friend backfired
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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