All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
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