i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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