I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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