I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
try to milk me bitch
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