fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
So gin and wine won't be happening again
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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