If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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