he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I love having hate sex.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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