quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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