i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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