my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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