hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
