Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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